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| Field & Lake TYLER'S TIPS |
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Morning, fish fans! I've got a fishin' tip guaranteed to fill your belly with the sweetest pile of catfish you ever tasted! See, I was out on the lake with my girl, Agnes Jane, who's pretty as a picture and can reel 'em in almost as good as her daddy. We promised her mama we'd bring in a dozen so as we could have us a little fish fry it being Fourth of July weekend and all. Well, my friend, you never seen such shy fish in your life. We sat there about three, maybe four, hours trying every kind of hook, bait, and lure you could think of, and couldn't get a nibble! 'Round about then we gave up and broke for lunch and Agnes Jane puts on this musical tape she has of this group called Generation O! for our listening enjoyment. This little girl, Molly O!, begins to caterwaul about how everything is "Alright" and I'm thinking, "If there was any fish they're surely hightailin' it out of here." Then all of a sudden the water around us starts churning and bubbling and catfish are hopping clear across the bow of the boat! Well, I tell you, we started hauling 'em in about as fast as we could get our lines in the water. You could scoop 'em right out of the lake with a net! Now I don't know much about this music the kids listen to, but I do know this: Generation O! music is about the best bait I ever had! Catch you later, fish fans!
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